Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.

John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.

by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015

Slap Ass Month

A month where weird ass lil 6th grade boys disrespect females . Nd when thirsty lol girls post it on their story so the boys can slap their asses Nd then act like they didn’t want them to .

Lil ass 6th graders use the excuse “Slap Ass Month” to slap females asses .

by yo main bitch kylee👅 October 1, 2019

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is never...respect the waman😂😂😂

"Hey bro, did you hear about slap ass month"
"No but imma slap your face if you dont respect waman"

by Anonymous K.T.J.A October 1, 2019

Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017