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three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm
Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder
by River King August 11, 2016
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017
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Pinewood Sector Lab

Pinewood Sector Lab is a simulation game on ROBLOX where players must maintain the power core. Many rooms around the lab can be used as an advantage to keep the lab safe. Players can enjoy playing around with mutations, trains and many more but the lab is more than what meets the eye. There are many things to discover. Try out this game on ROBLOX.
Person 1: Want to play Pinewood Sector Lab?
Person 2: Sure, sounds like a fun game.
by WilhelmAgentYT June 11, 2017
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017
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