shit freckles

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

by b'out son February 5, 2010

Ferrari Shit

An incident in which during your break up, you make out with one guy

When I did the Ferrari Shit, I told him myself.

by FahmidaMetics February 24, 2021

shit-o'dear

exclamation expressive of several emotions including, but not limited to, disdain, surprise, disbelief, pain, consternation, etc.

Shit-o'dear! This is unbelievable!

by MCPDX June 19, 2010

klept that shit

to steal large amounts of random shit

Bansri: "Look, there's a ton of beer just layin' there on the lawn"
Anna: "Let's klept that shit"

by annabunny August 9, 2009

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

by Tudor-god March 22, 2009

drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.

Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."

by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008

Gay shit

Some Gay shit

Tommy:You mum gay
Me:Your mum on some gay shit
Tommy:no u
Me:*kills Tommy*

by e diffs fg May 9, 2018