Sam

"That poor old woman doesn't know where she is"
"shes probably called sam"

by kiiiiiii May 07, 2020

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Sam

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older

Sam isn't funny

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A guy who was kind of weird when you first met him and you almost felt sorry for, but as you grew to know him he became a much better person.

Also he has ADHD so that helped?

5 Years ago Sam: Hey my dad jumped off a bridge but i am completely fine and don't need therapy
Me: thats cool bro

Sam now: Hey so i saved a kitten from getting run over.
Me: good for you bro

by SuperE06 November 05, 2020

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A violent and badass girl. She has a really sarcastic/sarchotic and dark sense of humor so many people can dislike her, but she gives the best advice. She also has a sporty/tomboy personality and can kick your ass if she wants to. She rarely smiles and has the world’s scariest death stare. She is very smart so gets annoyed by dumb things that girls do. She prefers the company of annoying boys rather than prissy girls. Sam would rather break stuff, go skateboarding and play Assassin’s Creed rather than hang out with girls at the mall, wear makeup and go for girly sleepovers. She likes rock, rap and emo pop compared to stupid, slow love songs. She has grown up with 4 brothers/ cousin brothers so she knows how to deal with dumbass boys.

Sam is AMAZING.

by Jospixnajaopamx February 27, 2020

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