Retard Mongoloid

Exhibiting the utmost stupid behavior. Zero class. Zero thoughts . below short bus mentality

At an upscale neighborhood bar,Don squeezed his $7 beer , called his friend Eric queer, and sashayed around with a charging cord attached to his phone , thus acting like a Retard Mongoloid

by January 21, 2025

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 24, 2021

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

by Doping March 07, 2023

Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.

shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance

by toetapper August 14, 2021

Retard Style

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function

Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 25, 2021

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018