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Tall Retard

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.
Cody is a big tall retard
by Yunniq November 13, 2019
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"
Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.
by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024
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retard

someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.
geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.

and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded
by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025
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Retard

Name used for someone who either makes a really dumb decisions or is themselves really dumb.
I offered my patient with diagnosed kidney cancer surgical removal of it, but he refused and instead decided to use herbs to heal himself. What a fucking retard.
by Tomsow(12) November 25, 2019
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