Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.

Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride

by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020

Bike Ride

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.

Damn bro, the fucken losers went out for the first time for a shitty bike ride

by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020

Ride out

a gathering of gimps

oh look its the ride out flops, what a bunch of gay gimps

by hddjejejdjjdjf February 2, 2021

riding my rollercoaster

HOP DA FUCK OFF MY WOOD BRUH

tell yo bitch to stop riding my rollercoaster

by zombofromdaJ February 4, 2021

Venezuela boat ride

When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare

I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night

by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021

bike riding

at my school sex was switched to riding a bike.
so we used to just make jokes about riding a bike.

Person 1: can you ride a bike with me

Person 2: do you remember the sex ed presentation

Person 1: oh f-

Person 2: i mean we can go bike riding not sexually

by ImJustASnom March 13, 2021