Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.

"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.

by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016

poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death

Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

boneless poop

just a synonym for farting

Dude I just boneless pooped so I’m sorry if the car smells.

by fatassputa November 26, 2018

#youtube poop

poop on youtube that is disgusting

man that is just #youtube poop

by JOSHDUDE52 November 26, 2018

Yak Poop

An alternative humorous word that replaces "bull sh***" that can be used by an age range. A yak does resemble a bull and saying "poop" is better than saying "sh**". This is not a curse/swear word.

Ah man! This film is nothing but a piece of yak poop.

I am not gonna put up with this yak poop.

by clever boy1992 December 2, 2018

Rodeo poop

The act of a forced tandem poop.

Shawn had to shit so bad, that while the toilet was occupied he pulled a rodeo poop on James.

by Dome ass December 8, 2018

Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018