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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Cutest person ever

So when people say the cutest person ever they are instantly talking about someone who is adorable sweet and perfect and just super cute and the best.
“Emily your the cutest person ever and the cutest girlfriend in the world no one is cuter than you 😤”
by Finneus Salek November 19, 2022
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down to Earth person

a person with no illusions or pretensions; practical and realistic, operative
The irony is that they were trying to show Monica as a decent down to Earth person with problems that decent down to Earth people tend to have.
by brazplayer February 11, 2017
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The person who is looking at this

You
You are the person who is looking at this
by Princess Karen September 11, 2021
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person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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Person 28

The one that killed person 0 in the war
Perosn 0: *Dies*
Person 28: HEADSHOT!
by Jodeui October 11, 2023
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Personal

existing as a self-aware entity, not as an abstraction or an impersonal force.
He rejected the notion of a personal God
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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