person universe version 3

person 1:ugh I'm bored
Person 2: me too
Person 1: the last time I was bored you appeared
Person 2: maybe the same thing will happe-
Person 2 gets crushed
Person 2: what- the- heck man
Person 3: gogoGA
Person 1: why the heck is there a fat baby on you
Person 2: idk

Person universe version 3 unlocks person 3: the fat one.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 09, 2023

card person

Someone who takes great pride in writing thoughtful cards.

Oh, that's why you were stressing out about the card. I forgot, you're a card person."

by BoopBeeeeep February 17, 2022

Personal Development

The never ending chance to improve not only yourself, but also to attract opportunities and affect others.

Every morning stand guard at the door of your mind with PD. Davia reads and listens to Jim Rohn, Mark Hughes, Les Brown, Dr. Myles Monroe, as her Personal Development every morning before starting her day. The Mind is a Mental Factory. What a man reads pours massive ingredients into the mental factory. What do you have in your house to read?

by itsDavia August 17, 2020

leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.

*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."

by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 05, 2025

Out of tune person

Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet

Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "

by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021