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What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
by BloodBomb January 5, 2011
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what the fox says

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
by The fox September 14, 2013
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Yoshi What Sticker

The sticker in Mario Party Super Stars that is supposed to look like Yoshi saying “Whaaaat?”
But it actually looks like Yoshi is getting fucked in the ass
Person 1: “I still think Donkey Kong Hi is the best sticker in this game.”
Person 2: “Yes, but have you seen the Yoshi What sticker?”
Person 3: “Yoshi What scarred me.”
by SIIIMP July 4, 2022
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What the Flying Hell?

The Term signifies an event or an occurrence that is so crazy or out of the orderay that it is completely absurd or astonishing.

In the normal sense hell isnt seen as flying nor moving so that is how the term got its definition. Because of how insane a flying hell would be.
Mat: Hey did you hear Janet got shit faced and went scuba divin inside of the library aquarium???
Me an intellectual: What the flying hell? Really???
by XXX_House_XXX October 24, 2019
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What's the name of this song?

Commenter 1: What's the name of this song?
Commenter 2: Youtube link to Darude - Sandstorm
by Koreami May 5, 2022
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What the Hay Neigh

A common phrase used when one feels a feeling of strong bewilderment. While "What the Hay Neigh" originated from equestrian roots, it is now used far and wife outside of the field, a phrase known to all.
Person 1: I despise horses! They are some of the worst creatures known to man.

Person 2: "What the Hay Neigh"!?
by KaiMakesGoodPhrases February 13, 2023
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What is dis hunni?!

A reaction of something surprising

Created by the one and only NeNe Leakes
Person one: Chile, look at this
Person two: what is dis hunni?!
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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