Real Spill

A term that can only be uttered and used by the chosen few so strongly confined in "real spill" itself to use it to describe a very true or lifelike situation. It is not something so simply defined and measured by the limitations of human language. Real spill.

Bowly: Man, my girlfriend got pregnant again.

Ryan: "Real spill"

by realspill225 March 6, 2024

real nigga gday

real nigga gday is a day to celebrate you’re real 🥷🏾

“happy real nigga gday homie!”
“what’s real nigga gday?”
“a day to celebrate and appreciate ya realest ones out there🤞”

by realonesfrfr January 21, 2023

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Real Men

Real men use their size and strength to beat up women nearly or completely to death
When a woman complains or whines, real men beat them up and teaches them a lesson

Real Men beat women

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 27, 2023