National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.

Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.

by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022

Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".

That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.

by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022

retard

Typically a dumb fucking idiot with a low intelligence level (IQ) who rather have mental or physical disabilities.

"You fucking retard go read a book!"

by ohwowbroyougotabigasscanislap June 11, 2024

Retarded

Something that makes you want to harm it or yourself.

Andrew Cagley is retarded

by CBT15 July 28, 2024

Retard

You

Retard, why are you reading this ??

by Kiwino December 5, 2018

retard

Synonym for liberals

That guy is voting for Obama simply because of his skin color what a retard. Johnny thinks voting for more taxes will fix the unemployment problem what a retard! That woman believes she should be president, what a retard!

by american35 August 19, 2017