Michael Bobagard

The creator of the Michael Phone, a leading rival to the Winkle Phone.
His cousin is Michael S. Bogard, well known surgeon based in San Diego.

"Yo, do you have a Michael Phone or a Winkle Phone"
"What's that?"
"Michael Phone, you know, Michael Bobagard. Michael S. Bogards Cousin. He created the Michael Phone. Michael S. Bogard is a well known surgeon based in San Diego though."
"Oh, I have a Winkle Phone."
"We can't be friends-"

by RumpShakingRags May 5, 2025

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Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

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Michael

Cute, Cute, Cute, Cute, Cute

Michael is cute

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Michael. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect.

michael has the perfect smile

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Michael laughs at Anorexic people

Michael Laughed at His Cousin

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A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes michael breaking mirrors again all he is doing is looking at them. Weird.

by Giowise13 February 23, 2022

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