Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

by Sparklies May 14, 2011

Meat-Thursday

Every Thursday, meat lovers come together to cram themselves with as much meat as physically possible. Typically eating shit loads of Italian BMT's from Subway, Sausage Rolls and anything which is probably not that good for you but gives you a warm feeling inside.

Person 1 "Dude, are you taking part in Meat-Thursday this week?".
Person 2 "Hell yeah! I just love that meat in my mouth!".

by SnugglesWorth & Co October 21, 2010

Meat Bobbing

Kids bob for apples at kids parties.

Adult females bob for meat at adult parties.

And by "bob for meat" we mean "give head"

"She's hot, I wonder if she's up for some meat bobbing?"

by Mobiug May 18, 2010

fragrant meat

A commonly accepted colloquialism in asian countries such as Taiwan, for dog meat.

Regardless of the fact that it has been made illegal, a few years ago, you will still occasionally find some restaurant's trying to sell you something called "fragrant meat."

by Atomic645 May 15, 2006

meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat

My meat meter is down, let's go get wings

by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007

meat-bung

To stuff/insert hunks/slices of meat into a persons anus/vagina for the purposes of recreation.

"Ey'up luv wait up.. Assume the position, i'll just go and get the cold cuts out the fridge.. Am gaggin for a meat-bung!"

by The Bunger February 21, 2008

meat seap

Pre-mature ejaculation. Also formidable with the slow dance chubby. The trickling of semen from the penis, due to sexual arousal.

Slow dance chubby spit up and now i have this fucking meat seap on my pants

by BurgL May 13, 2008