Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.

Girl you got a Eddie monster.

by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy

Here comes the P-Monster!

by maalimP May 24, 2018

Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin June 3, 2018