Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

by anonymous June 11, 2025

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

Use i it when asked "HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD" and just give them a "r u serious right now bruh?" sort of look and say this.
Weird ahh guy: HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD??????????!!!!!!!!!1!
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
by Human who breathes air June 17, 2024

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt
Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020
