Real

Asnath n Azizah

We're Real

by teentruthes December 15, 2023

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

reals

nickname for real ones

person 1: who’s on your private story?
person 2: just my coworkers and a few reals.

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

Real

A term used for agreement, specifically to state that one’s negative emotions match another’s feelings perfectly

“I genuinely cannot take this anymore. My life is in ruins. I have suicidal thoughts every second of the day. Everybody hates me and I hate myself just as much”

“Real”

by Jack King-Hoffman September 30, 2022

Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.

Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.

by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013