snake

michaela fay

P1: Hey did you hear your "best friend" was talking shit about you
P2: Damn what a snake

by hiboogerbum April 26, 2020

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Snake

A dirty, filthy, whore who should NOT be trusted. Girls who go behind their "best friends" backs and tell lies, spread rumors, and cause drama. Stay AWAY FROM THEM.

"Tidbit and Boomerang are both snakes. They have multiple best friends that they all talk shit about and spread rumors about. Do. Not. Trust. Them."

by Laqueesha Latreese June 22, 2017

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

Snake

A snake is somebody who goes talking about people behind other people's backs.

Jeff: Omg she is such a snake!
Barbara: I know right!

by Omfgshutup January 11, 2017

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020