i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 22, 2021

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

You'll have that

A phrase your autistic mate uses when he doesn't know what to say

"Why are you such a cunt Al?"

"You'll have that"

by Coffeysfilter November 07, 2021

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 16, 2025

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by May 28, 2023

What have you

and/or anything else similar.

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"

by Arminkshipper August 06, 2024