Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
by Mossy Frog April 08, 2023
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Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
by Milkhail November 23, 2021
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ethan tracey

a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark
OMG ethan tracey is so small
by bighorsedicks February 13, 2017
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Ethan Brado

A fat kid that gets on everyone's nerves. He is really gross and does creepy things. He has a crush on his cousin and finds ways to make everyone hate him and that is why he has no friends.
My nephew is an Ethan brado he picked up shit with his bear hands
by TruthMakerfrfr October 23, 2018
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Ethan Grier

His favorite video is the yippie video. Goofy ass
Ethan Grier likes Nico cock
by NotChickenBum September 16, 2022
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Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)
Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet
by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024
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