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Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.
DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.
by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014
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duck simulator 2

the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life
play duck simulator 2 on steam right now, its free!!!!11!1!!1!!1
mugGet the duck simulator 2mug.

duck

when in a shootout taking cover or when getting shot while in a car trying to not get shot its ducking
by O'SHOOTA November 9, 2022
mugGet the duckmug.

garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.
Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!
by garbageduck August 10, 2018
mugGet the garbage duckmug.

James Ducking

The art of photoshopping yourself into another photo of yourself to make you look like two different people.
by I am the banks February 6, 2019
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Duck Butter

When two (ugly) people (male&female) have sex, and a gelatin/butter substance is made between the two of them. Usually disgusting and smelly, and leaves a snail trail like substance on sheets. If they do not separate, the duck butter will harden and cause trouble for the both of them.
"Ewww, they are going to make Duck Butter together"
"They are so ugly they make duk butter, when they have sex." - A random uncle.
"Lets go make some duck butter!"
by Sai R. March 29, 2016
mugGet the Duck Buttermug.

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it
What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
mugGet the Suck Duck Moronmug.

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