The Dirty Birdhouse

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.

Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.

by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

dirty prius

The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.

Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night

Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."

by ukiah July 18, 2015

Dirty Bronza

When you are doing somebody in the butt; they defecate and you pee at the same time.

Tim gave me the Dirty Bronza last night and I'll never be the same again. He gilded me from the inside.

by BMurdah1 July 26, 2016

Dirty westicle

The act of cutting a males testicles and having them fall into a females butthole. The femal when then do a timed 40 yard dash while screaming the national anthem. If the femal does not finish the 40 yard dash in under 4.5 seconds, she must lick the males rectum until she sees starts and passes out

Yo hunter did you see those kids from across town do the dirty westicle?

by Titty milk & cereal November 6, 2016

dirty jena

When your girl cums all over you, licks it off and gives you the dirtiest, sloppier, best blow job of your life.

My girl gave me the dirty Jena, I think I'm in love.

by Gingerlily May 17, 2019

Dirty Bojanowski

A sex maneuver so vile and disgusting that people who have experienced it refuse to speak of it. For this reason, nobody actually knows what it involves.

He gave her a Dirty Bojanowski and she had to be admitted to the psych ward that same night.

by JPG77 August 28, 2019

dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020