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Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017
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cookie-clicking

the act of a completely pointless task being repeated over and over.
“I in an extreme display of cookie-clicking, i broke a hundred disposable chopsticks in a row perfectly and won an award!"
by Dragon turtle 888 May 25, 2022
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Meat cookie

I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.
by The carnivore December 2, 2023
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Mocha ray cookie

by Licorice cookie rules February 11, 2022
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Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
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Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.
I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”
by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025
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Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.
Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?
by Dosso90 July 20, 2025
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