Cat TP

The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.

"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."

by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

Cat hands

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.

That shortstop has cat hands.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018

Shirt-catting

For a female to wear only a tshirt and nothing else, in a way her genitals are visible under her tshirt.

Close the door baby, you know that i am shirt-catting . You don't want Phi to see me like this!

by Thurston Allouiches Hornbuckle July 22, 2018

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

Breeder Cat

A female cat whose sole purpose in life is to fuck. She may or may not get pregnant all the time.

Nina, you’re a breeder cat.

____________________

She’s pregnant again?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a breeder cat.

______________________

Damn, I’ve slept with every guy in this bar. I’m such a breeder cat.

by pureevil13 August 26, 2018

Taco cat

A sexual maneuver completed by two females performing cunnilingus on each other. Purring for vibratory stimulation is optional, but preferred. It is fitting as there is both a taco and a pussycat AND is the perfect physical palindrome of the human body.

Heather: You wanna taco cat tonight?
April: Yes!!! I’ll purr really hard and make you MEEEOW!

by DolphinLover69XX February 13, 2019