Fuck Butt

to fuck a butt. also used for conflict enders.

"hey get the fuck out of my house bro"!

"hey why dont you jus fuck butt"!

by Ricardo II January 23, 2009

butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.

Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.

by Glazzy November 19, 2006

butt pneumonia

What you catch when you're in a hurry to go out so you put on pants that haven't finished drying, leaving your rear cold and wet.

a.k.a. assfreeze

Shit, I think I'm coming down with a case of butt pneumonia

by Scott OOX May 9, 2008

Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

Butt cleaner

A hose that shoots water in your butt

When you are in the bathroom pooping or peeing and when you are done you use the butt cleaner to clean your butt with water

by Jad19273 January 30, 2020

BK butt

BK butt is sex YOUR way, most often offered on a birthday or other special day.

It's my birthday and Robb is giving me BK butt! Love it when sex is served up my way!!

by GailGrey February 24, 2014

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017