Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

De Von

De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!

De Von is going places

by De Von November 22, 2021

chooch de louche

Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.

You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!

by Wessmoe77 February 5, 2012

de-dust

The act of removing dust from an object.

Man it's been so long since I used that shit, I may need to de-dust it.

by nosfyt July 14, 2023

tlalnepantla de baz

A municipality located in the state of mexico, North of mexico city. It is a major transportation hub that receives and serves various rail lines. The city's various industries include iron and bronze foundries, basic chemical plants, and factories producing mosaics, instruments, machinery, and electrical equipment. There are 672,202 inhabitants as of 2020.

I visited tlalnepantla de baz last week and it was so cool!!!

by tanukileaf November 7, 2022

wata flores de mierda

you already know who it is

"where is iñaki"
"wait you mean wata flores de mierda"

by Savka Bubinic November 22, 2021