baby sweetheart

affectionate name for someone you love.

Baby sweetheart, please give me a kiss.

by Lenrie June 15, 2017

Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 28, 2017

Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

by UrbanKel November 15, 2017

Whiss baby

When mother and father rip fat whiss tokes while pregnant the baby has no choice but to be born a whiss baby

Usually a baby from a teen at frances Kelsey

Oops I dropped my whiss baby’

“Yeah his poor kids a a fuckin whiss baby “

by Riley macfar November 16, 2017

baby boogie

A baby boogie occurs when a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and she "snot rockets" it out.

My girlfriend had no choice but to do a baby boogie after the facial I have her last night.

by Kiditch November 28, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.

Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.

by Nofoxgiven May 8, 2018

helicopter baby

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties

when i was born i was a helicopter baby

by LordDova May 8, 2018