Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Asshole

Meaning of Asshole is the inside of ur ass

Hey Asshole

by Zaxh_Susu January 25, 2022

Asshole

the kind of person who looks up definitions like asshole

You Asshole

by LuckyParrot May 24, 2022

Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Asshole

Where a donkey's shit comes from

Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is

by Defi_nition August 31, 2022

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018