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Asshole

Jacob is an asshole
by Alright_person March 20, 2021
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creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.
You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole
by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023
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galaxy asshole

by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023
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asshole

were poo comes out
my poo is coming out
its from her asshole!!
by so good looking August 29, 2023
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Asshole

A type of person who is often a dick to everyone around them.
Dude, stop being an asshole.
by Star Wars geek66 May 5, 2018
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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