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Urban dictionary neophyte

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.
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some really, really really stupid shit. this is the representation of "I have a thousand thoughts to speak but only one mouth" basically the national website of idiocracy .
went on to Urban Dictionary today, looked up jesus and someone said he was the furry god
by Mr Guardian February 28, 2023
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Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.
Jim:“What does simp mean?”
Alex:“Just look at Urban Dictionary mate”
by Doggo24 May 17, 2020
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Urban Dictionary is a website where you can make memes for free.
by mā shāʾa -llāhu December 14, 2020
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a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.
Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why
by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021
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An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.
by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021
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Your name found on Urban Dictionary which has nothing to do with you, yet you repost on social media pretending it was written about you.
All these dumb stupid bitches thing their urban dictionary name definition about them.
by ArmanVilleg November 22, 2021
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