Egg

The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.

Ffs, the most liked pic on Instagram is an egg.

by world_record_egg January 20, 2019

Egg

Beats Kylie Jenner on Instagram,,very known

Is that the world record egg? Oh yea it is! It beat Kylie freakin Jenner on insta

by eGgS aRe ShOoK January 27, 2019

egg

egg

egg

by RobloxFan December 11, 2023

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

Egg Word

An african american person, usually gay that loves to suck on eggs like its balls

"That person sure eats eggs weirdly, must be an Egg Word"

by LiquifierCheesepetson February 6, 2024

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025