Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.
"Oh my GOSH!"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
"Is that ADAM GALLO"
"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"
"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."
"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"
by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022
Get the Adam Gallomug. 
The most handsome boy you’ll ever meet, he’s shy and awkward but that makes you fall harder. He will be nervous around you if he likes you and has the dreamiest curly hair. If you manage to get yourself an Adam, never let him go. He’s one in a million and you’ll never find another like him.
by Rowina Williams January 16, 2020
Get the Adammug. 
Get the chase mother fuckin adamsmug. Known to many for being a nonce. Mr Tuckers are known for having large foreheads which are used for storing the names of many wives.
They are adaptable when it comes to hunting their prey and have been known to use social media as well as in person confrontations!
They are adaptable when it comes to hunting their prey and have been known to use social media as well as in person confrontations!
by Glan Llyn July 7, 2021
Get the Adam Tuckermug. by anonymous August 5, 2023
Get the Adammug.