cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

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Asshole

A person who is a jerk

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole

by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020

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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.

Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.

by holacrr July 18, 2013

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Asshole bomb

When you produce large amounts of horse shit in your body and you can’t make it to the bathroom so your asshole explodes and shit goes on the wall

Wow katie had an asshole bomb the other day

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly

That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.

by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023

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