Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

Genie Legs

An insult used for anyone who is a clumsy sh*t
Synonyms are Clodhopper, and Heavy Foot.

"Who knocked over my grandmas vase?"
"Genie Legs over here is the culprit"

by FishyLegs April 23, 2021

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.

“I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”

by Helga Jane August 1, 2025

Frog Legs

A recipe that would solidly match with shrimp when having a beach picnic. Someone then says it looks like it's time to catch this frog and hunt it!

"The frog's ribs are tasteless, why not have some frog legs?"

by LikeXD31 April 13, 2023

Jimmy legs

Also spelled gimmy legs. To be so scared that your legs shake back and fourth. Either standing or sitting.

I got the Jimmy legs.

by Rebel2012 June 6, 2020

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

jambly legs

when your ball sacks are so big they look like legs

Yo did you see Jack had some massive jambly legs

by Mr.Potat March 17, 2020