Donkey Water

The water left over in the pot after boiling hot dogs. Generally discarded, but sometimes consumed as a beverage over ice.

"Damn, I left the donkey water in the pot until it separated."

"Hey it's cool, just give it a quick microwave and stir, I'll drink that shit."

"No way, it's either fresh out the pot over ice or nothing. This donkey water is no longer fit for consumption."

"Dang, guess I gotta go kill myself."

"Bet."

by Kyle Swanzey July 11, 2024

donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'

"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole

by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014

Donkey burger

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

by Daydreamgirl121 June 20, 2016

Donkey

An animal which can fly.

Donkeys can fly

by The king of the road November 25, 2023

Donkey

One of the best characters in the Shrek movies

Donkey: “Oh this is another one of those onions things isn’t it?”

Also Donkey: “I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”

by A_Daubzyeeyee April 21, 2021

donkey joint

When a woman is being penetrated by 2 or more men in the same hole, and she is extremely hairy.

My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!

by STEELERS4DK April 21, 2024