Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 03, 2019

apple math

Apple's version of math.

8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!

by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025

carmel apple

a man on man homosexual deep throat ejaculation.

"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."

by spiktakulus May 25, 2007

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

apple ham

a general compliment

apple ham to you too

by youdontnnedtoknow February 03, 2021

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints February 17, 2016

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021