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5:43

Bb i dnt understand
why we cnt hold each others hands
This time might b the last i fear 😔

Unless I make it all two clr ..
i need u so
5:43
So take
these broken wings
& learn 2 fly again
Learn to live so free

-Mr.Mister
by Bobbert665 October 17, 2024
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DEC 5

December 5 is the day the most beautiful girl in the world was born 💙🇨🇱
Magdalena was born on Dec 5
by Magdalenaslove..aaaa December 19, 2023
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5 bugs

by Chillislave November 13, 2022
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020
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5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.
What happened 5/21/2002
. . .
by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021
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Level 5 GYATT

If you have this gyatt you are a amongus sussy glizzy gladiator ohio rizzer from alabama

SMASHING 3000 girl at once with at gyatt.
I used my impectible Level 5 gyatt to smash a teacher.
by SUSSYWUSSAMONGUSBAKA November 30, 2023
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