two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 18, 2017

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two in the cunny, one in the runny

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009

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When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain May 29, 2010

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to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted

She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?

by yeganehaym November 22, 2013

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Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.

by Mejon August 06, 2010

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in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

by Doggtown31LCC November 08, 2011

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The end of night desperation associated with a lot of alcohol.

Dave : That lass you pulled last night was rough as fuck mate.
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006

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