pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.

" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."

by tomowlss January 10, 2014

titty forest

Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...

When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...

by fireplug February 17, 2014

Bro Tittie

A Bro Tittie is the femal version of your Bro. Other spellings: Bro Tittie, bro tittie, bro titty. A Bro Tittie follows the same rules as the Bro Code.

Ashley: Hey Bro what's up?
Nick: Not much Bro Tittie, just chillaxin.
Nick: Yo, Bro Tittie thanks for being the best wing man last night.
Ashley: Hey, that's what a Bro Tittie is for.

by Lil-Mac-2 May 8, 2014

titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

Titty Dam

As you're about to ejaculate, the girl blocks off your urethra with her tits, effictively blocking the evacuation of sperm and causing intense pain.

*Created by Reid W.

Connor: Hey man, why are you mad?

Kasey: I pissed off Sally and she Titty Dammed me.

by Swag Mastur November 20, 2014