Snow Plow

The more 90s, more Canadian version of the Rick Roll involving the 1992 song "Informer" by lily-white reggae fusion/hip-hop artist Snow.

I suddenly thought I might be getting Rick Roll'd when I clicked that article my friend sent, but instead the bastard Snow Plow'd me.

by VerberOfNouns December 8, 2015

snow cone

a very white person, a girl who takes selfies with too much lighting her face is completely white, like a snowcone

Girl 1: "Emma looks like a fucking snow cone in her instagram pic"
Girl 2: "Typical white girl"

by freeteddybearhugs August 16, 2014

Liquid snow

When a man is about to ejaculate on a plane he opens the window and lets his semen fly.

Jared: You hear about Nick getting hit by the liquid snow?

Jacob: Yeah! Must of been awful!

by Stonybrook26 June 4, 2018

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.

I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Snow Daddy

A giant 12 foot snowman on the roof of Meattox Dr

Man, did you see that snow daddy on El Toro Loco’s roof?

by Snowdaddy December 6, 2019

Snow Turd

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.

“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”

by IntentoShred March 5, 2023