Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

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happy drake day

September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.

joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!

joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya

joe: happy drake day mommy

by ilovedrakefanboyoursexycanada September 29, 2022

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Happiness

I don't have it

Happiness is a beautiful lie

by Depression club May 31, 2021

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thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.

I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!

by FEugazi July 12, 2018

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Happy

A feeling that no one has been documanted to feel.

“Are you ever happy?”
“Whats a happy?”

by Tony the tiger eats ass May 22, 2018

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A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis

Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

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