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David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022
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David 9C

David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
A: holy shit is that David 9C
B: Aaaaaaaaa bruh that me ong frfr.
by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
to describe other David people
by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021
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david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her
wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!
by ninollie November 22, 2022
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David

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.
Perfection means David, and David is perfection

Vincent Van Gogh
by Mister mellow November 22, 2021
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John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
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