After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.
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You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
by UserMKnight September 22, 2015
Get the fuck douche mug.(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016
Get the Lame douche mug.A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.
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Get the Woosh Douche mug.Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.
by Bitch buster March 3, 2019
Get the hispanic douche mug.Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
When Keith aka Kirby rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star in all reality has an over-inflated sense of self-worth douche-bag.
by NMT77 February 16, 2017
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