Pope Socks

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.

"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”

by thoughtography August 19, 2015

sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017

Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.

Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.

by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012

Sock

An object used for sticking your penis in it and nutting the inside. You can give them to your siblings and pretend it is not full of little sperms

Here take this sock

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

sock

Tattoos from knee to ankle, sharing the same space of a tube sock

Oh shit, you got your sock finished? Looks sick!

by izussuzi May 11, 2021

Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017