boris the sock

Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :

1) Annoying Mike

2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup

9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF

Yes he's a very talented boi

Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark

Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI

Boris: I know

by lpsoldier July 28, 2019

Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement

Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.

by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018

popcorn socks

socks dat smells like popcorn

your socks smells like popcorn
Popcorn smells buttery so therefor the socks smells like butter
Popcorn socks= smelly socks

by Djupingen March 30, 2017

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018