Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.
That guy deserves a shit sock.
by PossumDundee July 12, 2023
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shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
by mikey81p November 18, 2020
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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 10, 2017
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gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.
As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 05, 2024
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country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.
Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock
by Its brain February 19, 2017
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rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 09, 2023
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fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig
I love you fig socks :3
by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022
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