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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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Hackey sack

Evan was hoping his girlfriend would play hackey sack with him during dinner with her parents.
by Kuebqueen September 15, 2017
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Ka-nut-sack

An anime loving boy, who tends to be very smart but you wouldn't know by interacting regularly. Is very amazing boy and always ready to love you.
Addison- So how's your new boyfriend?
Isabelle- Hes a typical ka-nut-sack
Addison- Oh that's amazing
Isabelle- Yea, I love him
by Heheheme June 2, 2022
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Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!
by HaydonWB February 16, 2014
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hippo sack

1.a bag/sack that can hold a lot.

2.Very large scrotum.
1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.

2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!
by vonnypoo May 22, 2008
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Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day
by Stachesack May 31, 2020
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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but can be seen in the Washington Boro area of Warren County, Nj.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
EXAMPLE-

Mike- what the fuck happened to your eyebrows?

John- I ran across the Sack Scratch and his hideous stench burned my brows right off my face.
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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