Rule #2

Quit Making Noise! Understand.

Shut the hell up and quit making noise, Rule #2.

by TapeGuy May 27, 2008

Rule 35

Rule 35 is the only rule that matters. Don't ever neglect rule 35 or no positive notions will derive. During your life you will come across the rule but will be unsure about its content. The rule is to stop trying so hard. The harder you try the more you will fail. Failure is ok just don't try to fail. Let the failure consume you in its realm. Let the realm symbolize hope but just a little hope. As if the realm was the top of the ocean and you are at the bottom swimming slowly waiting for air to invite itself into your lungs. Rule 35 is so important not to try. That by reading this you just tried. That is the rule it is self explanatory don't try too hard or you won't get what you want. "Rule 35 saved my life". (Chuck Norris)

Wow with rule 35 I lost 20 pounds and saved 5$ at Walmart buying frosted flakes. Thanks rule 35.

by insightfultyper January 20, 2015

Rule 83

If this rule is applied to anything it must be permanently ignored for that point onwards.
This rule only applies to the speaker, however it is generally seen to be polite to not mention the subject in question to the speaker of the rule.

Speaker: "I call rule 83 on my ex-girlfriend!"
Man: "You can't be serious?"
Speaker: "Rule 83 is final!"
Man: "Fair enough, I can sympathise there"

by TLK1- The tall guy November 5, 2010

three day rule

House guests, like fish, need to be thrown out after three days.

I couldn't let Bob sleep on my couch forever, so I had to enforce the three day rule. -or- That fish was no good to cook so it must have broken the three day rule.

by jade_kadir September 25, 2006

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

by hipstershoes November 14, 2011