Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by March 17, 2023
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beers for dinner

When you get on the beers early and come dinner time, you are either too spangled to remember to eat, or too bloated to even consider it. Dinner time passes by but the beers continue, therefore you had beers for dinner.

Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
Fuck man I am feeling rat shit this morning. Had beers for dinner again, fuck me. Anyway, pub?
by dickfister93 May 17, 2025
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Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.
Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.
by Word destroyer August 22, 2017
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Charlie-ing beers

To leave a beer half drank; waster of beer

(Past tense) Charlied a beer

Charlie; a guy who doesn’t finish beers
1). “Hey Ben there is a half drank beer here getting warm is this yours?”

“No Preston just left he’s been Charlie-ing beers all day.”

2). “Yo! Half of these beers are half full who’s the Charlie?”
by Not Charlie September 19, 2023
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beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.
I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.
by AJ19692002 November 30, 2007
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Gentle beer

The type of beer you bring along when visiting millennials and you aren't in the mood for their uppity super-hazy IPA or barrel aged stout nonsense. Ideal for almost every occasion.
Person 1: Rich, you stopping over to Jamie's tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, but I gotta stop and pick me up some PBR first. Need some gentle beer so I don't have to drink that obnoxious Vermont IPA crap.
by lakeshore January 30, 2022
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