REAL MALAGA

Ones that are actually from Malaga

We real Malaga dog fu*k the Suckaz

by Mgang May 11, 2021

Real

Relating to or being tired and mentally and physically tired.

“Real(The pain won’t stop or end.”
“He just like me😄👆(real)”

by HeJustLikeMe November 8, 2022

Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.

Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.

Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.

by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020

the real chaos

The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.

The Real Chaos has that intergalactic space flow.

by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016