Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

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second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

by That White Kid February 18, 2009

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First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016

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one hand ass

" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"

How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"

2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "

by llessur71 March 28, 2016

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